I t has been a long spring and
summer, and even though my riding buddy Al and I had
fun in June, I needed to ride somewhere out of the
local area. Work has been full of challenges and at my
age, and a life full of accomplishment, I really didn't
need or want the stuff that came at me and that I
agreed to do. So, there have been demands on my energy
level and I was feeling more than drained.
Psychologically I'm dealing with getting older - I have
a fairly advanced Glaucoma I wasn't aware of untill my
eye doc discovered high pressures and over the top
blood pressure. Got the BP under control with meds, and
eye drop medication seems to have stopped the Glaucoma
from getting worse. I do have some vision loss but the
good thing is I can still see well enough to ride, even
at night.
My wife was bummed that we had no vacation time
together this year. I had planned for it but her work
screwed her out of our scheduled time in June and now I
have the first week of September off and she can't go.
Add to this and it's labor Day weekend. I need to leave
Sunday so I can take a leisurely ride to Rick Meyer's
place to have my RT's saddle done. I don't want to
pound a 700 mile day when the idiots are out in force
along with every pissed off LEO on overtime. So with
all that as a background I took off early Sunday the
3rd and made way for Redding, CA.
I left in the dark somewhere around 0530 so I could get
arond Portland before folk awakened and decided they
needed to drive somewhere near me. Good plan and I made
it before traffic got real intense. It is warming up
rapidly and I think the heavy traffic I do encounter is
folk headed for the coast where temperatures are
forecast to be in the 60's. I get caught up in a dense
pack of cars headed south on I-5 so decide to run with
some Harley boys on vacation from Michigan. They are
bantering with each other on their CB and I listen in
for entertainment. My Autocom CB setup is working
marginally well. It is a neat thing to hear friends
tease each other the way long time buddies do and kind
of nice to hear one of them tell his buddies to check
out my RT. "That BMW looks real nice how its lines
blend in with the rider" "Yeah" says another, "He was
haulin ass back there, must have needed some friends" I
found a hole in the pack and hauled ass out of there.
The ride is uneventful and I'm hyper vigilant for
drunks and LEO activity. I stop in Medford for some
lunch and a rest, deciding to eat an Asian salad at a
fast food place. Shortly afterward, and a few miles
down the road, I begin to feel sweaty and a bit
nauseous. Feeling like I might throw up. Slow down just
in case and the feeling intensifies. I roll off the
throttle and head into a rest area and then up comes
the salad. it could have been fatal had I been on the
slab at 75 mph when that happened. As it was my helmet
filled with lunch as did my hair and I had a hard time
keeping the bike under control. Basically I just
dropped my feet till I felt the ground and then braked
to a stop. I flipped up the face shield and moved to a
place where I could park the bike.
I spent a lot of time cleaning up and more than one
person gave me distance. Eventually I got my helmet
back together, and traded jackets, and feeling a bit
recovered made for Yreka, CA. My helmet stinks and I
have to run with the visor open but in time I get to my
destination for the night, score a motel room and
unload the bike. Puke gear is thrown in the washing
machine and I clean out my panniers. At a car wash I
blas my mesh jacket and wash the dried vomit off my
bike. I discover chunks under my saddle and in places I
would not have expected. Bike looks and smells better
so I report to my laundry, and throw stuff in the dryer
and begn to dismantle my helmet. The liner gets washed
and th cheek pad covers too. I had some Q-Tips and used
those up cleaning suspect material from the vent holes.
My Autocom mic is wasted and goes in the trash. Seems
like I've done what I can.
I wanted to ride route 3 so I can avoid holiday
travellers on the freeway and depart early. The three
hours after sunrise is my favorite time to ride and it
is nice and cool. The only disappointment is smoke from
forest fires and a lingering stench in my helmet. In
any event I see plenty deer and enjoy the ride to
Weaverville, CA. I'm ready to eat something and pick a
restaurant. Turns out everybody in 600 miles is there
so what normally takes an hour took two. No big deal as
I'm close to Redding anyway and the people watching is
fun. I especially liked the 2 year old who snagged the
butter off his mom's pancakes and squished it through
his fingers and spread it everywhere. Only took him an
instant, and he took his mom completely by surprise.
Don't think she appreciated my giggle 'cause he went
for the syrup next after he looked at me. She busted
him though - game over.
Did a motel 6 in Redding, and found a bike shop open.
Tried some helmet fresh. Just covers up the stink.
Later that night I discover the source, a couple chunks
of puke in the venting mechanism of the helmet - the
part up front. I eat lightly and sleep well.
I get to Rick Meyer's place, and he begins on my
saddle. In a few hours I'm ready to go and glad to get
moving - it is almost 100 degrees. My plan is to get
somewhere into Nevada and make for Susanville, CA on
route 36. I pound water from my hydration sysem and
just enjoy riding. This is the 3rd day out and some of
the funk of the past 2 months is getting blown off and
I just want to move. In time I'm through Susanville and
headed for Reno, NV. At Reno, I pound East on the
freeway and eventually jump off for Highway 50 and
Fallon, NV.
At the gas station I chat with a VFR rider from San
Jose. He asks "Where you headed?" I say "East
somewhere". "Thinking of making for Austin" he says as
I wave good bye. In time he catches up and hangs with
me at 85 mph through the sunset all the way to Austin.
I love Nevada for riding and especially Highway 50, and
the sunset brings out amazing color. Austin is small
and the proprietor of the Mountain Motel says they have
no water in town worth drinking. "Get some bottled
water".
He isn't at all encouraging about local eateries. "Been
sick in both of them". Last thing I want to deal with,
so I walk to the local gas station and buy a sandwich
and water out of the cooler. Sleep well.
At 0500 I depart and await the sunrise while dodging
deer, coyote, and rabbit. I had a notion to do Death
Valley, but blew that off yesterday with 120 degree
tempratures forecast in that region. Today, as I ride I
decide on Cedar City, UT and depending on weather there
maybe head for Toray or some other neat place. I have
breakfast in Eureka and turn South at Ely, NV
eventually turning onto Route 120. I find that the RT
is still pulling like a freight train at 131 mph but I
roll off the throttle as I see something on the road up
ahead. I need to have Moto-Lights added so people and
creatures can judge my speed - my theory at least about
why the ravens didn't get out of my way in time. At
about 95 mph, and me hard on the binders, the RT blasts
through a herd of black birds. One is hit real hard and
explodes all over me and the bike. Not only do I have a
slight puke smell in my helmet, I now have to deal with
bird entrails and blood. About 10 miles after getting
that cleaned up with the last of my water I nail a
rabbit. Thump, thump. Bunny is toast and the RT barely
noticed.
There are thunder storms all around the Cedar City area
and the rain helps wash crow and bunny detritus off the
RT, and me. Regardless, I don't want to ride in severe
weather and the forecast suggests I get out of there.
Toray is out so I make for Page, AZ via highway 89. I
get up into the high country full of Aspen and showers,
and the wonderful smells that accompany rain. Twisty
road, no critters, 50 degrees - just right.
I want to pass the couple on the Gold Wing and trailer
not because I need to be in front but the way they are
riding it seems to me only time before he runs that rig
off the road or into oncoming traffic. The trailer must
be affecting the handling of the bike. Finally I get a
shot at a straight bit and nai the double yellow -
bidding the couple good bye and best wishes.
Pulling into Page, AZ is a trip. Glen Canyon is one
deep mother and the dam that created Lake Powell is
impressive. So are the storms encroaching on me, so I
skeddadle for a Motel - 6. I walk to a burger joint,
have supper and head for sleep.
On Thursday morning the Weather channel implies that
today I'm doomed. Oh well, try and outwit mother
nature. Durango, CO looks like an intermediate goal and
I head there - in the rain. The signage along the road
simply says "Don't drive through water across the
roadway - flash flood danger". OK - got it. It is cold,
about 45 so I stop at a roadside place for coffee and
have a brief chat with two Harley riders from Colorado.
One has a bad battery, so I give him a push and off
they roar. The dogs decide I must have something they
can eat so here they come all friendly and hopefull.
One is convinced my earplugs must be edible and jumps
up on me to get them. Thanks for the muddy paw prints
on my pants buddy - here have a Power Bar.
It is dry for a bit yet turns real wet by the turn off
for Monument Valley. I really want to go there and head
into the storm anyway. About the time I think this is a
big mistake, the road turns away from the blackness and
rain and I ride into misty stuff and eventually out of
the soggy altogether. Got some pictures:

Rain in the background - just
rode through it

Pretty neat - worth the wetness
to see it.

Always need a bike shot

Rain chasing
OK, enough flower sniffing - make for Durango, CO along
fun to ride twisty roads and get there in the sun with
temperatures in the low 70's. Excellent!
I get gas, and a chicken sandwich, and head North for
Grand Junction as a destination for the day. Durango
seems a Yuppie town and not real interesting to me.
I'll investigate it some other time but for now it is
North on Route 550. I climb, and climb, and the GPS
says the altimeter is near 11,000 feet. It is raining
hard, it is cold at 45 degrees, and there is some
fellow towing a 5th wheel who refuses to pull over on
this twisty mountain road to let people by. Dick.
Eventually I shoot past about 8 cars and the Dick on a
short straight bit and get some speed up. That eases
the rain off my visor and I begin to have fun on this
super twisty road. There are many U Turns at 15 mph and
there are no guard rails so a screw up means bad things
will happen. I make sure they don't happen to me. I see
lots of BMW bikes and few of us wave given the demands
of the road - need both paws on the grips.
After a few hours the fun ends with a decent into flat
terrain outside Grand Junction. Guess what? All the
motels are full. So I do the freeway East to Rifle,
stopping at each motel hoping for a room. Nope. Well
this could be a long night and it is getting cold so I
add my heated vest, fill up and head North on 13 for
Craig. The dark is real dark as it is raining lightly.
The speed limit is 65 but I have courage for only 50
mph. There are deer all over the place and my headlight
needs to be aimed better. I spend the better part of 90
minutes dodging critters before a big truck roars past.
Cool, he can hit the critters and light the way for me.
Fine with him he says on the CB and we both haul ass.
to Craig. The woman at the motel suggests Steamboat
Springs another 50 miles east so with little choice I
head out.
Everything is full, but for one place with no sign
indicating their vacancy status. $140 for a room isn't
so bad under these conditions. I eat a couple of
oatmeal cookies, drink some hot chocolate, and drop off
to sleep.
In the daylight this town looks like it does on TV. I'm
out of there fast, but with the cruise on the speed
limit, 'cause for certain LEO helps the local economy -
he's pulled a couple of early risers over already. I
back track in the rain for highway 13 and venture North
and a rise in elevation. I like this as I break out of
the rain and am riding in high country again, reveling
in the sense of freedom and the peace that I now feel.
This route takes me into Wyoming and generally toward
Rawlins. I am into the basin of Wyoming and there is an
awful lot of work being done for natural gas and oil.
In Rawlins I decide to go to Cody, WY and make for
there at speed with the locals. I always set my cruise
control for the speed limits in the little towns along
the way. However in the town of Thermopolis I get
busted for speeding.
The road leaving town heads up a fairly steep pitch and
when I see the 45 mph sign I roll on the throttle. What
I didn't see was the flat spot and there he was. My
Escort is no match for his instant on Radar so I just
pull over to save him the trouble. "Nice bike" Thanks.
"Driver's License, registration, and insurance please"
"You were going 41 in a 30". Just admiring the beauty
of your town and not paying attention - didn't see the
flat spot - your favorite place? "yes".
I get rid of my liner in the jacket and drink some
water while he checks me out. "Sign here, and when you
mail your check in just write the citation number on
the check" OK, thanks. "Have a nice day". I'm looking
at this young fellow - polite and all of maybe 20 years
old - wondering how much he brings into the town
coffers. I was speeding and he got me, but it would
have been more sporting out in the open like a Highway
Patrol LEO might do.
Well I'll be $52 less wealthy after I get home.
Regardless, Wyoming is another of my favorite places to
ride and eventually I get to the Wind River canyon. I'm
in a bunch of cars who want to go slow so I pull over
at a roadside pull out and let them go so I can ride
the canyon like a guy on a bike should ride it. While
there I hear this amazing noise of a locomotive being
amplified by the canyon walls. What the hell - take a
picture.

The Train

A bit of the canyon
Here is an up-side:

57.3 mpg - it was 58.6 earlier but I got happy with the
throttle. The RT loves real gasoline that the mountain
states and the likes of Texas have. No ethanol, no
oxygenates, just righteous 91 octane.
In a short while I get to Cody, WY and begin the motel
room hunt. Just like last night most places are full or
rooms are reserved. I persist and get another expensive
room. The proprietor explains this is the second season
with geezers taking vacation when the young families
are all back at work with kids in school. It dawns on
me that most of the occupants of the cars I have passed
are elderly and they are in Buick, big BMW, and Lexus
sedans. OK, filed for future reference.
I dine on meat loaf in the establishment that Buffalo
Bill used to hang out in. The meat loaf was about as
appealing as this very old hotel, saloon, dining room
place. It had that old sensation in the mouth. The
expresso at the coffee joint was good and I check the
Weather channel before I fall off to sleep. Tomorrow
looks good.
My choice is to head straight into Yellowstone National
Park or head North for Red Bluff. I pick the latter but
after about 10 miles I notice a road going West - a
real twisty road according to the GPS - so divert that
way which will bring me into the Northern part of the
park and then I can make North to Livingston, MT. Good
choice! The RT and me climb to high country and enjoy
the best twisty road of the trip, early in the morning
and 55 degrees. Perfect, and no LEOs out here either.


The Beartooth
I eat the best corned beef hash in a little town that
looks like a little old mining town ought to look like.
Restaurant full of elderly folk, who are curious about
me being on a bike. Tell them I can't afford a Lexus.
It is $20 to enter the park but it is worth it.
He and his woman held
traffic up for a while. later I came round a bend and
almost hit one of these big guys strolling along the
yellow. I had to stop, and wanted a picture, but
decided to make a dash for safety when he ambled up to
the bike and looked me over real close - just didn't
like how he was checking me out.

Antelope in foreground

A Bull Elk at the North entrance to the park

And his women folk
I decided I needed to get home so, haul ass for I-90
and turn West. My initial plan was to do Lolo Pass
instead of a long freeway slog home but it seemed
Montana was on fire. Smoke obscured the scenery and in
Missoula I'm told it is bad along Lolo Pass. With that
settled I load up on fuel and drone West. The traffic
is surprisingly light. It takes a few hours to get to
the Columbia River. Spooky riding with the most intense
wind I have ever ridden in. My speed drops to 50 and it
is hard to stay in my lane. By Ellensburg it
diminishes, and the ride home is uneventful.
Today, as I put this together, I'm feeling rested and
ready for whatever awaits me at work. I'm sure my
psyche will need adjustment in a couple of months but
for now the ride has done what it needed for me and
I've seen a lot of very pretty country.