I started this adventure by
committing to some folk on the Internet that I would
attempt to complete an Iron Butt Association ride
called a 50CC with them. They were to depart San Diego,
CA and end in Jacksonville, FL. The IBA says you have
to complete this cross-country ride in less than 50
hours with all required documentation, hence the name.
It occurred to me that as I live in Washington, would
start the 50CC in San Diego and end it in Florida with
a need to get home that I could also complete a venture
known as a 4 Corners Ride if my homeward trek took me
through Maine. The corners are Blaine, WA, Sa Ysidro,
CA, Key West, FL and Madawaska, ME.

My boss granted the vacation time and I set to figure a
way to do both events in the time I requested. An
associate of mine, and former Air Force acquaintance
rides a Kawasaki Concours and I could see the lust in
his eyes as I revealed my plans. I invited him to join
in the fun. He readily agreed.
Many people
at work and some Internet acquaintances have asked for
a trip report, or simply asked how the trip turned out.
My Journal is an easy way to share, and respond to
their interest. It also helps me to relive a very
special event in my life.
The photos are scanned using an inexpensive scanner -
sorry for the poor quality. I since have acquired a
digital camera that does much better.
Day 1
Rode with a friend Bob Schanzer and Al to Blaine, WA to
bag our first corner. It is only a few miles North and
we got to check out the radar detector, FRS
communications and so on. All worked well and the jaunt
served to burn in my fresh Excedras.
Weather is warm and sunny and it is a nice ride. We
lunch at a restaurant on the waterfront and then ride
home for some sleep as we depart for San Diego at 0200
in the morning.

Day 2
I'm to meet
Al at McDonalds at 0200. It is 42 degrees and
threatening rain. I wait for him 20 minutes and call
Laurie to see if he called. I tell her I'll wait a half
hour more and then depart. I also tell her I tried to
call him but information has his number unlisted.
Planned all the trip details except to trade phone
numbers. Duh!
I depart Tacoma, WA without Al about 0300. I hooked up
my electric vest and was glad of it. It had only warmed
to 45 degrees. I get through Portland, OR and Salem, OR
and stop at a McDonalds for coffee. Call Laurie. No Al.
I'm both worried and feeling a bit odd about leaving
without him but conclude we will hook up in San Diego
at the Motel 6 where we have reservations.
I press on for a Sacramento, CA KOA campground and
begin enjoy the rain and cold and mostly, the intense
sense of freedom. Bike is running well. My vest is
working well and the Frogg Toggs (rain gear) are
working well too. I mistakenly think this will be the
last of the cold till we get home. I'm really craving
sun and warm weather - it is the first time in my life
that I've had some depression associated with the
winter gloom of the Northwest and hope a good dose of
sun will soften the symptoms.
I stop for a photo of Mt Shasta but missed the most
dramatic shot one gets rounding a corner on the
freeway. It is right in your face - big and ominous in
the wet conditions - stunning. When I stop the rain has
too but the mountaintop is now hidden in cloud.

I press for Sacramento, CA. I loaded the coordinates
for the KOA campground into my GPS and was guided right
to the place. Neat tool! $29 for the night and I sleep
like dead people.
Day 2
I really want a shower each morning I ride as it sets
the day up right to be clean. Not this day! Some
creative soul defecates in all the shower stalls,
sinks, and didn't flush any of the toilets. The notion
that more than one individual was involved bounced
around inside my skull as in stupor I gaze at this
mess. While physically immobilized by the sight I began
to consider the possibility of this being the terrorist
attack the government was warning about. Maybe it was a
person with a great diet and a huge colon. You never
know.
The ride south is good and I stop for breakfast in a
Denny's restaurant. Al isn't all that cool with Denny's
because of their treatment of minority customers so I
figured to sneak this one meal in since we had not
hooked up yet. Turns out they contribute 20% of the
proceeds for the All American Slam to a museum on Civil
Rights so that's what I order. Place isn't all that
bad. They are playing a mix of Neil Young on the music
system.
The ride reamins enjoyable until I meet a line of cars
and brake lights behind a car in the left lane that's
going about the speed limit. There is a truck in
the right lane appearing to be a tad bit slower. I can
see plenty of room so pass them all on the right and
cut in front before I get to the truck - so I do. I
guessed it to be a Washington driver leading the pack.
It is. I'm not surprised. I suppose there will be more
of Washington's finest to deal with on this trip.
A fellow approaches me while I'm filling up on gas. He
has an ST at home and chats for a while. Turns out he
is from Montreal and says to call him if we have time.
We trade business cards. He is Mr. Jacques P. Dupuis
and seems to be associated with the government of
Quebec or perhaps Canada - a member of their National
Assembly. It is a bit hard to tell from his card. The
Honda ST1100 is not all that common and ST owners sure
make themselves known. It was a pleasure to meet
Jacques.
The ride continues to be uneventful till I get to the
hill on I5 that takes you over the mountains into the
LA Basin. I stop and refill my water bag at a rest area
and then head up. Not bad as I can keep a safe 5 mph
faster pace than the cars. Going down the other side is
a whole different thing. The speed limit is 65 but the
cars just fly by and the trucks control the right two
lanes leaving one for me. There is smog. The odor is
distinctly unpleasant. Some corners have a decreasing
radius and have rain grooves cut into them and it is
HOT. The ST does well but my BP is up. I've never
driven here and I have negative psych established about
that which I'm about to enter. I gas up at the bottom
before I head into LA. ST is maintaining 50mpg.
I plan to ride through LA on I5 for San Diego. People
do drive fast here. I'm normally in the left lane so I
only have to worry about those behind me and on the
right and I normally drive 5 mph faster than the other
drivers so I'm constantly passing folk. It is a safe
motorcycling practice and the LEOs seem to understand
it. Today I'm well over the posted limit by 10 or 15
mph minimum and taking corners at 85 to 90 with locals
who desperately want to pass. I let them.
I soon realize that drivers here respect a turn signal
and let you move over, and they know how to merge onto
the freeway. I can get on and off easily. They also
seem to give me a lot of room. I actually feel quite
safe compared to Seattle where using your turn signal
is an invitation for the inbred next to you to fill in
the gap preventing you from moving over. Slow drivers
stay in the right hand lanes and let the fast guys move
in the left lanes. Completely opposite of Seattle where
the game is go slow in the left-hand lane and piss
people off, or speed up so merging drivers can't enter
the freeway. I wonder if the road rage shootings in
California scared the losers into moving to Washington.
I was not
prepared for bikers who
lane split. It is legal in California, but I was
startled a couple of times by riders who used the space
between me and the cars next to me to get on down the
road. I'm too chicken to try and follow them.
I quickly learn why the motorcycle magazine guys who
test bikes in this environment always seem to have
something to say about stock suspensions. Several times
my ST bottoms out on the big heaves in the
pavement and I get a bit of headshake now and
then. I bail for San Clemente after passing through the
worst of it - need a potty break!
San Clemente is a very picturesque town and I'm
starting to understand all the southern California guys
I met in the service who droned on and on about their
hometowns. Having rested I go on to San Diego. Again
the GPS proves superb, directing me right to my motel.
The shower felt good and dinner was pleasant. Al called
from Sacramento. Turns out he dropped his bike near his
driveway and couldn't lift it up till some neighbors
got up. He decided to wait till today to start and
planned to drive through the night. I'm glad he is OK
and so is his bike. The day is good.
Day 4. San Diego exploring and 2nd
Corner
I notice Al's bike as I head out about 0900 so I know
he is safe. My gloves are shot and my face is sunburned
so I set out for a motorcycle shop seeking an Iridium
shield and new gloves. GPS takes me right to the place.
I don't see a shield but I score a great pair of gel
gloves that vent nicely.
Cruising around town I conclude this place has seen its
finest day a few decades ago. Some areas are very nice
but mostly its cars and exhaust and places to spend
money. To be fair I didn't check out the zoo and any
other major stuff and I probably didn't get to the good
part, but on the whole what I saw was old past its
prime real estate.
About 1630 Al and I hook up with the fellows from
Arizona who also will do the 50CC. Actually they plan a
100CCC returning to San Diego from Jacksonville, FL
with a bunch of riders doing an East to West 50CC. Very
nice people and it is a treat to meet folk from one's
Internet experience.
Al and I leave for our second corner and complete the
requirements uneventfully. We head for bed about 2000,
as we are to meet our 50CC witnesses at 0145 in the
morning.
Day 5. 50CC Start
We get our paperwork signed and dash off at 0200 as
planned. The others have departed about 15 minutes
ahead of us. It is cool, about 55 degrees. It gets
colder as we ascend through the mountains on I8.
The descent is flat out scary. High wind gusts, tight
corners, and trucks where you would prefer they not be.
The ST does not like sudden gusts of wind from the side
so I drive conservatively till we get down. Then I
adjust throttle a tad to build a moving average of 70+
mph. I've calculated we need to maintain a 60mph moving
average overall to have enough time for fuel stops and
6 hours rest along the way.
The sun is coming up as we reach our first fuel stop in
Arizona.
We blast on and stop once the
temperature raises above the "get some clothing off"
level. Once stripped of cold weather gear we proceed at
speed to maintain our moving average as we can assume
the cities ahead of us and traffic will eat into our
rest time. The daytime temperatures seem to be around
85 to 90. Not bad. I'm drinking lots of fluid and that
really helps the endurance.
Things are going well until Al declares Bingo fuel in
El Paso. I take a wrong exit and we are downtown where
gas stations don't exist. Not good - it eats up about
40 minutes getting out of there and back onto the
freeway for a real gas stop. After that we just deal
with the construction and traffic until that thins out
and we can make up some time.
After a while I notice that Al is losing speed, and
well into our approach to Fort Stockton I lose sight of
him altogether. I pull into our scheduled fuel stop and
wait for him. He said he was sleepy and had pulled over
for a short stretch. He didn't have much sleep after
his 1200 mile straight through ride to San Diego so I
locate a rest sop 50 miles ahead on the GPS and we pull
in there so he can sleep for 30 minutes. I'm not tired
but try to nap anyway. 30 minutes or so later and Al is
good to go, and now I'm not.
A couple hundred miles on and we notice a big
thunderstorm ahead. Lots of lightening and the wind is
picking up smartly. I didn't like pounding through
those last year in the daytime and don't like the
prospect of dealing with this at night, while also
looking for the famous Texas hill country deer. We
decide to take a few hours sleep at the Iron Butt Motel
(Rest area picnic table top) and let the storm pass, as
it seems it will. The Sheriff who checks us out agrees
with the plan noting the rain is hideous ahead and
there have been a couple of accidents reported. We chat
with him some more and learn he rides bikes, so I tell
him to go get his and join us - guy actually looked
like he was considering it for a moment.
We get moving after about 3 hours and it seemed the
storm had passed until we got to the top of a rise.
Unfortunately it just passed to a location farther
ahead of us - at least it will be daylight soon. We did
see tons of deer and highway blood smears from deer
victims in the remaining hill country we pass through
so feel we made the right decision.
Day 6 - 50CC cont.
After
San Antonio we stopped for food and press on for
Houston in the rain. The rain became more intense with
each mile covered and the wind picked up considerably.
Horizon is black. All hell breaks loose as we get to
Houston. Traffic, worst downpour I have ever ridden in,
and I'm unsure if it is wiser to take the toll loop or
got through the middle.
I opt for the latter and we hit a time eating traffic
jam caused by the rain and construction. Once through
the worst of that the car drivers just go nuts and
speed through the flooded downtown freeway sending
giant rooster tails of water everywhere. Trucks raise
the pucker factor exponentially and I discover the joys
of high speed motorcycle aquaplaning.
Navigating lane exchanges becomes a nightmare - it is
hard to see things like signs - and my soaking radar
detector decides everything is a laser hit. Thankfully
it just drowns out altogether. The idiotic alerts were
driving me crazy. My little AM/FM radio drowns, and I
can't reach Al on our FRS communications link. I get
fully into my vowels when a young woman in a purple car
decides it is my day to die.
Not entirely her fault as I was preoccupied with
staying upright and what was ahead of me and I wasn't
looking behind me that much - so I didn't see her
coming. She cut me off within inches of contact and I
instinctively jammed the bars to escape, which I barely
did. After gliding across a couple of lanes
without hitting anybody I was able to straighten it out
into an enormous puddle in the high-speed lane. I
still get a sphincter spasm thinking about it. Had I
hit that a bit sideways…
Al and I met at a rest stop outside town. He almost got
to taste a tire tread chunk as it was thrown up from an
18-wheeler he was passing and his AM/FM radio got
washed off his tank bag by some surf produced by
another 18 wheeler. 2 very luck guys - enjoying every
moment but it cost us a
lot of time.
We essentially just drove on through high wind and
torrential rain and dealt with lunatic drivers and more
trucks that I have ever seen in one place. I notice
some car drivers who pass look us over and just shake
their heads. I give them thumbs up. Our pace however is
slower for safety reasons and the physical downside of
the Houston adrenaline rush........and we are eating
time.
Somewhere into Louisiana we pull in for some fuel and
food. I calculate we have time left to make the 50CC
goal and have a rest in Pensacola as planned if we keep
up our current pace. Things are still looking good. It
is a grand adventure!
A half hour or so back on the freeway after our fuel
stop and we stop moving. Everything is jammed up.
Pissing rain. Windy. Cold. Stopped. I'm guessing a
wreck somewhere ahead. We wait an hour, then another
one. I chat with people who are interested in what we
are up to and we all wait till the LEOs and the meat
wagon drivers sort out the mess. Finally we get
diverted around it and get back into the ride, but the
weather is nasty and we are almost into a no margin
ride as the result.
30 minutes more and we encounter another margin
consuming stoppage. I pull over and calculate we cannot
make the goal of Jacksonville by 0700 in the morning
with two remaining fuel stops if we travel at legal
speeds. Going faster in these conditions, in the night
when tired, would be too risky. I know Marty very well
- if I decided to go for the goaI in spite of the odds
I would do anything
to make it, so I knew I
was on the verge of a very important decision. I
had no idea where the weather stopped being an issue as
my radio was drowned but it seemed it was headed for
Jacksonville too. I reluctantly decided we should quit
if the traffic didn't pick up soon. It didn't. I was
pissed, and felt a bit cowardly.
On reflection I concluded Al and I might have been in
that fatal accident that blocked the freeway for so
long if we hadn't stopped for food when we did. The
second stop was caused by an elderly couple's car that
caught fire and completely burned. We met them at the
motel we stopped at. They told us a bearing replacement
job had been done poorly and grease had leaked onto the
brakes and ignited. After that the brake fluid caught
fire and it was game over for them. More of a tragedy
than not making it across country in under 50 hours and
I ask if we can help them out. The offer is declined.
On the Weather Channel I saw what we had been through.
It rained 5.9 inches in Houston and the storm cell was
huge and indeed headed for Florida.
Al and I will get it done in another attempt maybe this
year in October.
PS. I planned to make another attempt and had
vacation for the week of Oct 7, 2002. Damned if
hurricane Lillie isn't about to pound on I10 when I
want to use it.
Day 7
It is cold and raining and we are a bit tired so decide
to head for the Naval Air Station in Pensacola and camp
there. It is very windy. We notice several of the other
50CC and 100CCC riders heading West and wave to them. I
recognize Yogi's bike and am glad he made the first
half of his ride.
The weather relents and we camp in nice conditions. The
security of a military installation feels good and
people we meet are typically respectful and helpful to
us two retired geezers. This is a training facility and
it is interesting to listen to Al chat with a young
woman of 3 months vintage in uniform. He is former Navy
and they talk stuff that is foreign to me. I also feel
old - reflecting on my first days in uniform. She is
very young but completely stoked about becoming an
aircrew member.
We visit the biggest Wal-Mart I have ever seen. Al buys
a sleeping bag and a replacement radio. I pick up a car
battery operated air pump for $9.00.
The night before I had dried my AM/FM radio on the
motel air conditioner. It now only works on one
frequency that seems to capture Country and Western
music. No offense to those who like it but listening to
that stuff just makes me want to pull the bike over and
slit my throat. Old as I am I still prefer hard corps
thrasher music. It helps to add high-speed miles and
lighten my spirit - or make me pissed off for no
reason. In grief, and desperate for relief, I'm tempted
to replace it but I don't.
I tried my radar detector after I took it apart and
toweled the water of the circuitry but it still sees
Laser threats that are nowhere about and eventually it
performs a self-test then shuts down. Bummer.
Al's FRS isn't working either so we will have to rely
on hand signals to indicate where to turn and so on.
We sleep well and awaken early wanting to reach
Homestead, FL the next day.
Day 8.
We again start out in cold and windy conditions - guess
the front is stalled. It is 50 degrees in Gainesville,
FL when we stop for coffee at McDonalds. Once again
McDonalds comes through in inefficient grand style.
Like my brother Murray, Al cannot get an order
delivered correctly at a McDonalds, or has some other
McDonalds trauma thrust on him. They decide to reheat
coffee they let get cold. I accept it as inevitable and
drink my lukewarm beverage. The young woman offers to
make Al some fresh (he's cuter than me), but she
forgets about him in the rush of 3 new customers. He is
a polite and patient man and eventually gets it
resolved but we decide to try another place for food
when we get gas. Stupidly we select another McDonalds.
We head down I-75 and I note that sometimes the cars in
my lane up ahead of me sort of split up and go around
both sides of a slower car. Each time the pilot turns
out to be an elderly person going quite slow. I decide
Florida must have a lot of retired folk who won't give
up the wheel so vow to be on the lookout for
them. Al asks a bus driver we meet at a KFC which
is the best way to get to the Keys. He says go to the
Toll Road, and take it to highway 1. I didn't know he
meant all the way to the end of I75 and I get us onto
the Florida Toll Road instead of the toll part of I75
South of Fort Myers.
The ride was mostly uneventful mile eating and I
enjoyed all the scenery. It has now warmed to the 70's
and there are rainsqualls reminiscent of Houston. I
grooved on heading into them and see what's in there
and if I can come out the other side. I think, after
the Houston experience, this is akin to counter-phobic
behavior. The rest areas have Starbucks, and plenty
people to watch. $20 in tolls later we enter Homestead,
FL and score an excellent Motel for $31.
Day 9.
I arise early and do a load of laundry - needed to.
While cleaning the bugs off my windscreen I'm
approached by a bunch of folk interested in why a biker
from Washington was about. Turns out they were into
Orchids and there had been an Orchid thing in town. I
don't know anything about Orchids so it was hard to
hold an Orchid conversation for long but, needing to
work on my social skills, I tried hard and it paid off.
Very interesting people.
After breakfast we headed for Key West. 150 miles of
misery for a guy who likes to cover territory. There is
a 45 mph speed limit and the locals seem to delight in
going 30 mph to hold people up. It is getting hot for
the first time in the trip as well and, frankly, the
reality of the Keys didn't match my expectation though
some things were pretty cool. I liked the 7-mile bridge
and took a picture of it as we rolled along. I dared
not stop to take it fearing the desperate line of folk
trailing behind would never let us back into he stream
of traffic some turtle up ahead created.
Finally in Key West we pulled into a Sears automotive
store parking lot to get our bearings and locate the
stuff we needed to claim Corner number 3. Some scruffy
guy on a Harley chopper, wearing shorts and a tank top,
and with an excellent
blond riding pillion
roared in and accused us of being "Real Bikers" as he
went past. He launched the Harley into the traffic with
his life saving loud pipes and was gone as quick as an
eye blink. I wondered how he managed without shoes then
wondered if I was just hallucinating, but Al saw it
too.
The really odd thing was the traffic
in Key West. I guess they are frustrated with the long
drive in so drive like crazed people around town - at
least it seemed so. Seattle madness in Key West - Go
figure, as they say.
We did our thing and mailed our stuff to the 4 Corners
coordinator and decided to blast out of Key West
instead of enjoying the place - too touristy for us.
The trip back to Homestead, FL was faster. The
ride across highway 41 through Big Cypress Preserve was
superb. I totally enjoyed it as it fit my fantasy about
Florida roads. Wonderful birds, trees, all sorts of
cool stuff to look at and the smells were unique.
Wouldn't get all that in a car. We spent the night in
Tampa.
Day 10
This is the day that I was introduced to the Waffle
House chain of restaurants by Al. We had breakfast in
one next to the freeway about an hour or so north of
Tampa. Impressive operation. Try one if you haven't
been before.
We covered 745 miles today getting to Clarksville, TN.
My daughter and her husband live there and it was great
to see them and Alec my 4-year-old grandson. Alec
really wanted to know if Al made mud pies and wanted to
know why I was so old. I told him he'd have to ask Al,
and that he would be old one day too. He, of course,
denied it would be so.
Al and I got separated somewhere near Atlanta. He kept
on riding and eventually went to the front gate of Fort
Campbell and called Laurie to get Kat's phone #. He
then called my daughter's residence just as we were
about to go look for his bike in the local motel
parking lots. Tony, Alec and I went to get him and the
4 Corners duo were reunited. Al later disclosed that it
has been a long time since he made any mud pies. Alec
hopes it rains tonight so he and Al can make some
together in the morning.
Day 11
We spent the day with my daughter Kat and Alec.
Al got an oil change and we went in search of a
replacement Chatterbox for him so we could communicate.
My radar detector finally got well, and my little FM
radio recovered an ability to scan in one direction so
I was fully electronic again but Al's gear seemed done
in. Nobody had what he needed but I did score some
earplugs in a Wal-Mart and we had a great dinner with
everybody that night.
Day 12
I wished we had more time to spend in Clarksville. I
kind of felt like my Dad who used to come visit us for
a week and then leave the day after he arrived, but we
had a mission for Corner number 4 in Madawaska Maine
and a need to get home for work. Alec was cool with the
explanation we were in a race and couldn't hang around.
He extends an invitation to Al to come back and do the
mud pie thing when he has more time.
The trip to Knoxville, TN was unique for me. The
citizens around Fort Campbell have planted poppies in
the median of the freeway as a living memorial to
fallen soldiers. They were in full blossom. This
practice is continued along the rest of the Tennessee
freeways and the sight was simply glorious. It was soon
to be Memorial Day and there were lots of riders,
mostly Veterans riding Harleys, headed for Rolling
Thunder in DC. It all made me reflect on my past in the
service, fallen comrades whose names I've located on
the Wall, and of my son-in-law.
For the first time I felt less of a sting when I
recalled the insult of being spat upon when I came home
in uniform 30 some years ago. I always regretted not
kicking that guy's ass but now, I guess, he's fat and
middle aged too. I realize I owe a lot to the
thoughtful folk of Tennessee and the good fortune to be
riding at this time in this place.
We decided on a detour through Deal's
Gap, NC. It is a motorcycle Mecca of sorts with a
stretch of road containing 318 corners in 11 miles.
Motorcycles love corners. What a treat after too many
freeway miles! I could have stayed there for days.
We encountered a group of ST riders at the resort.
Evidently a bunch of folk from the STOC, an Internet
based group for ST1100 and ST1300 riders, had joined in
a tour of the local area. There were riders from all
over including Ontario, Canada. It was neat to actually
make connections with a couple of folk I've chatted
with through the Internet. I made connection with Guy
Boutin from Prattville, Al. He has a great web site and
I've read some of his posts on the MC Touring Forum at
Delphi. What a great surprise and pleasure.
One fellow in the group went down causing some minor
damage to his black ST. We watched as he replaced the
windshield with a +4 Clearview in a smoked color.
Looked good on his machine. Glad he wasn't hurt.
After acquiring a T-shirt as a remembrance we split for
parts North and for I85. We didn't make it to Roanoke,
VA. I hit the wall.
In the motel parking lot a fellow asking if I know how
to back up a truck and trailer approaches me. He was
relocating his family to Arizona via U-Haul and had the
family SUV on a trailer. He had it all out of sorts and
partly into the roadway. Figured to give it a try, and
actually did a reasonable job. Guy was grateful and I
was happy to help him. His wife his children looked
exhausted.
Al and I met Norm Lutz who rides a BMW K1200LT. We
chatted as riders do and when we mentioned our 50CC
attempt he shared that a friend of his on an LT we had
seen start the 50CC with Tom and Yogi in San Diego had
also dropped out after the Houston deluge. Think he had
some electrical stuff related to moisture. Small world.
Day 13
We headed for Mystic, CT. Virginia does not allow the
use of radar detectors and I turn mine off in deference
to law abiding. The LEOs are crafty and get well hidden
- totally a money making scheme in the grand southern
tradition of the speed trap. I just ran with the
truckers and the occasional guy with New York license
plates. Virginia is very pretty but I was glad to be
out of there. Saw a big pile-up of bikers headed to
DC. Looked like the lead riders went down and
some of the pack went down after that. Group rides are
not my thing - a good example why. Meat wagons
and LEOs all over the place and traffic backed up for
miles.
We detoured through the Poconos in PA for some two-lane
time and enjoyed the scenery. Definitely not cool was
the traffic jam in each small town. The firefighters
would be soliciting donations from drivers at a
strategic intersection. Being Memorial Day weekend
there were lots of folk to solicit. Man what a pain in
the clutch hand. Near Darien, CT I was done for the
day. The 14-hour 500 - 800 mile days and holiday
traffic of the day were taking their toll.
Day 14.
We decided to again get off the freeway for a while and
motored through the Connecticut countryside down to
I95. I was reminded of the couple of years between
immigrating to the U.S. and my entry into the Air Force
in 1965. The small towns were like those in
Massachusetts where I lived and the narrow roads were
the same. I remembered events from High School and
learning to drive and so on. I told Laurie, when I
called her later, that I felt uneasy here. I never got
to the root of that but I did get close to it.
I noticed as my radio scanned for some hard rock
station to listen to that there were many stations
serving people speaking Russian, Spanish and other
languages. In a McDonalds where Al had another moment,
I noticed Portuguese being spoken. Still interesting to
see so many people from all over the world continuing
to view the USA as the place to be. I felt a connection
to them remembering the days when my family was new in
the country and completely taken in by "America" and
all it had for us. Now I am 20 pounds overweight riding
a motorbike for fun and there are people in the world
starving or at war. I'm neither. I'm glad I live here
with these newcomers.
We headed for Mystic, CT and experienced our first
major miscommunication. Al and I discussed staying at
the New London Navy base and then taking in Mystic
Seaport. We also discussed doing the tourist thing
first and then heading north so our ride to Madawaska,
ME would be shorter. It wasn't firmly decided.
We got separated in traffic and I pulled over to wait
for Al but he didn't show so I went on to Mystic
figuring he would get there eventually. After a while I
went in and toured the Seaport. Very interesting.
Al did show a couple hours later
after securing a room at the Navy base. I mentioned I
had located a campground at Hanscom AFB. He was up for
that and went back to get his gear and money refunded.
The folk there stiffed him for half his money. It was
still cheaper to pay that and camp than stay overnight
in his room but the treatment left a bad taste in Al's
mouth - he'd had the room for less than an hour and had
touched nothing.
The Air Force treated us well in contrast providing
excellent directions and we camped in a great facility.
After setting up we headed for the base proper to visit
the Base Exchange. needed tooth paste. Getting onto the
base was a lot of fun as the security guard wanted to
chat about why two motorcycle geezers from Washington
were in the area. When I told her she smiles and says
"No way! What a neat trip!" and she salutes smartly.
I've never returned a salute with a bike helmet on and
bash my hand into it. We both laugh.
We dined in style at the Golden Dragon and then
returned to the campground and some sleep. Al checked
his FRS radio again and discovered it had finally dried
out. We could communicate again!
Day 15
The Memorial Day holiday meant the freeway around
Boston was virtually unoccupied. We made good progress
and decided to get more two-lane time along the Maine
coast. Kennebunkport, ME and all that in the area were
worth the detour as was Portsmouth. It all smells of
the sea and looks like Moby Dick ought to be mounted on
a wall somewhere. We discovered the USS Albacore and
stopped for a visit. Al explained she was a prototype
fast attack submarine and now is on display for the
public. Closed for the holiday unfortunately, but took
some photos anyway.
The ride north to Madawaska was
incredibly beautiful. At least I think so. There are
few who live up in Northern Maine and the heavily treed
countryside looks as if wild things live there. Once
the freeway ends we are onto two-lane roads through
towns supported by potato farming and forest based
industries.
Everything is clean. No litter. Swept streets. Tidy
residences.
We enter Madawaska and head for McDonalds. They get
Al's order right. Some old timers there ask if we are
on a 4 Corners Tour. We had been told the people here
know about the tour and want to help riders out.
Absolutely the case! It is also small town Maine and
strangers will be encountered and investigated. One
gentleman, learning we lived in Tacoma, WA told us he
went through Fort Lewis during the Korean War and
entertained us with tales of riding the troop train. He
returned to Madawaska after the war and worked for the
local paper mill for 38 years and then retired. We
learned a lot about the local economy from him and
chatted wih some of the other retired men who arrived
to drink coffee.
We dropped our completed our 4 Corners paperwork into
the mail box and headed to one of two motels in town.
The proprietor informs us the town wants to erect a
memorial to the 4 Corners Ride near the McDonalds
because that is where we riders all seem to stop. They
figure it would give riders a place to get the
obligatory photo proving they were there. These folk
seemed to get as much fun out of the ride as the riders
do.
We are done - and it feels good to be
done. All we have to do now is get back to
Day 16
In an instant of insanity 2 months ago I had planned
this to be a 900-mile day with the destination being
Sault St Marie. Wasn't going to happen. I set aside two
days in the trip plan in case we got behind schedule or
had a mechanical problem to resolve. They could now
come in handy for poor planning. A 900-mile day early
on would be no big deal but after 13 days it becomes a
big deal.
We were on a two-lane road headed for the border
enjoying the morning. Al dumped his bike in the only
intersection of Matawa, ME. The road surface was
covered in loose material used to patch potholes. I'm
sure all 1200 residents will discuss this for days. A
couple of guys helped him get it back up and both Al
and his Concourse were unharmed and we split for the
border.
The roads got bad after we entered Canada. Al later
notes they have long winter and short summer with
little time for maintenance. We rode a tough two-lane
through lovely countryside up to the TC (Trans Canada)
on the south side of the river. The weather was
consistent with most of our trip, cold and wet. The
wind was strong as well making for a workout keeping
the ST on the road. Overall I like this bike but it has
a shortcoming in handling gusty side winds. Most
machines get moved around but this bike can be
downright scary at times. I've messed with the
suspension and tire pressure and I hope a change in
tire may ease it a little. Not so bad I would part with
"Ticket me Elmo" as it has been named by my son-in-law,
but today it is getting on my nerves.
Our first gas stop was interesting. French is the
official language and that is what people speak. I
conjured up enough of what I learned as a kid in
Montreal to get by but I regretted not being interested
enough as a youth to really apply myself. Never the
less I attempted to be other than an ugly American and
use my French. It worked and I was pleased with myself
though real happy I wasn't asked anything difficult.
My GPS has an auto routing feature and it had us routed
through Montreal on major roadways. Somehow I disobeyed
a directive it gave me for a turn and misdirected us
off route and into foreign traveler mayhem rather
quickly. Long story short - we entered downtown and got
separated in the convolutions of roadwork and turns but
eventually hooked up again. Glad we had radio
communications.
I began to obey the GPS as it recalculated, and we
began to make things right albeit through the downtown.
I really enjoyed seeing things I recall from my youth.
My family and I moved there from Scotland and I always
have good memories of that time.
I must say the drivers in this city were absolutely
considerate. If we turned on a turn signal they made a
hole for us. On one mad moment I headed down a one-way
street the wrong way. No big deal - they made room for
me so I could pull over without all the horn honking
and insults I would expect in a large city. One fellow
actually waved at me and smiled kindly. Another time we
were in a left turn only lane by mistake and the
drivers behind us figured that out and indicated we
could move over when the light changed. Simply made
getting stupid on the other guy's turf acceptable. We
had no time to call Jacques Dupuis but I do intend to
write to him about our experience - maybe he can let
his countrymen know we really appreciated their
consideration.
Eventually we made it past Ottawa and to a campground
for a shower and a good night's sleep. We covered 540
of our 900-mile goal and discussed the options for the
rest of the trip.
The thought of two days recovery
before we got back to work was appealing. We originally
planned to head for Albert Lea, MN and then through
South Dakota on secondary roads to visit the Badlands
and maybe stop in Sturgis to see what the attraction
was for all the Harley riders. To do that would get us
home on Saturday. The option was to head for Duluth, MN
and home via US Route 2. That would give us two-lane
time and get us home Friday night. It was up to Al to
decide how we would end this journey as I have been
over both routes. He concluded he would rather have
more time in South Dakota on another trip so we would
go home through northern Montana.
Day 17
The traveling in Canada has been worth the investment
of time. The TC takes us through very pleasant country
that reminds us we are in a place populated by few
humans. It is clean and the people are very friendly.
The bugs are not. The riding is relaxing though and at
this time I'm wishing we had more time to stop and
investigate so many interesting things we have seen as
we whizzed past on a daily mission to get the miles
behind us. Ontario and Quebec are two regions we will
have to return to.
The crossing into the US is uneventful. The fellow
simply looks at me covered in road grime and my rain
washed ST covered in miles of bug parts and asks where
I'm headed and how long I've been in Canada. He's heard
it before I suspect and before I can finish my tale
he's walked around the bike and says "Ride safe".
We gas up and head for a McDonalds to see if they can
keep up the trend of disserving Al but I blow past the
only exit that has any services and before we know it
we are on US 28 headed for Marquette, MI. 20 miles down
the road we stop at a roadside restaurant and dine.
After that we take advantage of the absolutely straight
road, US speed limits and no traffic or LEOs, with a
high-speed run to Marquette. This is again spectacular
lightly populated country and the temperature is right
for an evening ride. We stop by a scenic area alongside
Lake Superior and take a photo or two and then locate a
good Motel.
There is a 24-hour supermarket across
from the motel and we buy some fruit and I introduce Al
to Ginger Beer. I watch motorcycle racing on the cable
while a load of laundry is completed so I don't have to
go commando in my leathers any more. I sleep soundly.
Day 18
We head for Duluth through more interesting country. We
enter a very pretty community called Wakefield and stop
for some photos.
As we motor on I locate an AM radio
station in Ironwood that has a talk show discussing the
local history. Evidently there was a gold rush of sorts
in this region. Locals would set up mining claims in
the late 1800's and out of town folk would invest in
them making the owners quite wealthy. Unfortunately for
the investors the mines didn't produce much gold and
things went bust eventually. Some silver was discovered
but nothing much in terms of quantity. Lots of
accusations of salting the mines but never proven. Any
of the gold deposits worth anything seem to have been
discovered by this one old fellow who was a lousy
woodsman. Evidently he would be found over and over
again half frozen or starving by people who would nurse
him back to health. They put up with him because he was
lucky as a prospector and kept their gold rush scam
alive.
We make it to Duluth, MN and spend a couple hours at
the Rider's Warehouse evaluating gear. Al orders an
Aerostich suit as the brand he is wearing is
disintegrating through the ride. It has proven hard to
live with ergonomically too - especially in rest rooms
- Al has been on the verge of catastrophe more than
once.
I get directed to a motorcycle shop as I'm seeking a
new helmet. Mine is hurting my ears and it is painful
to put on and take off not to mention aggravating to
wear. I purchase a flip front HJC Symax. It turns out
to be an excellent helmet. Flip fronts are notoriously
noisy. I own a German made variety that is considered
very quiet but it does not work well with the turbulent
air produced by my ST's windscreen. The Symax however
seems to be made for this bike and the ride is more
quiet that the old Shoei that I've worn on the trip.
We dine at Wendy's and head for Grand Forks AFB, ND and
encounter a thunderstorm in Bemidji, MN.
Last summer I went through Bemidji when a tornado tore
the place apart. This is less intense but I wonder if
there is some topography that produces storms in this
place. I discover my wonderful new helmet has a flaw -
it leaks like a sieve.
We eventually make it to the base and set up camp
before the insects devour us. Another good day.
Day 19
Our destination is Havre, MT about 650 miles away. The
wind is furious with sustained 40 mph strength and
gusts to 50 mph. It is fine as long as we head into it
directly but when the road swings me sideways to it I
get blown all over the place. More than once I take a
high-speed sweeper with the bike vertical because of
the wind. Al notes that he sees me motoring along with
the bike listed about 20 degrees into the wind until I
get mashed by a gust. It is OK as long as a gust
doesn't hit as I can induce corrective pressure on the
handlebars to keep the bike straight. Sudden gusts
makes for a wild moments though.
The good part is I figure out how to use my knees and
body to work like wind brakes or spoilers on an
aircraft wing. I have more control but it is fatiguing
to flop around like a monkey. We stop to rest a lot.
Once through North Dakota we wake up from a nap to
discover the wind has abated considerably. We make up a
lot of time and get to Havre an hour before we expected
to. My fuel economy improves. The wind caused it to
drop to 38 mpg. It is up to 43 mpg. We have ridden
through an Indian reservation and a wildlife preserve
and I imagine the pre-white guy Montana to look
something like it. Got a great look at a herd of
antelope that must have had an interest in motorcycles
- they just looked up as we rode past instead of
running off.
I was stationed at an Air Defense Command radar site 50
miles north of Havre in the mid 70s. A lot has changed
since the site closed a few years later and now revenue
seems to come from Casinos and a railroad maintenance
yard. Havre is still a wide-open Montana town though
but with fewer saloons. I run into a woman working at
the motel who was working as a civilian employee at the
radar station when I was there. She fills me in on
people she kept up with and some of the guys who
retired in Havre. Another surprise of this trip. Felt
good to catch up on people I worked with long ago and
to chat with Dee again.
Day
20
We had 835 miles to do today to get home and left at
0600 for Shelby, MT and breakfast. We enjoyed clear
skies, no wind, and great high speed riding. We hit a
construction zone and they had just soaked the dirt
part of the roadbed with some water-based goop to keep
the dust down. I rode through 2 inches of muddy baby
poop junk and covered my ST in a good bit of Montana
dirt that dried almost instantly. What a mess!
After breakfast we rode towards Browning, MT and the
approach to the Rockies. I stop to take some photos and
Al continues.

This observes the
farthest West Lewis and Clark got on this
tributary outside Browning, MT
We hook up again in Kalispell, MT. A
guy we met in Havre suggested we drop south along
Flathead Lake and then across to St Regis on I90 via
routes 28 and 135. We decide to follow his suggestion.
Incredible scenery. Incredibly good roads just right
for a bike ride. Al and I get separated here and I wait
for him by a roadside artesian spring with excellent
water that I use to wash in, clean bugs off my
headlamp, and put into my water bladder. Al doesn't
show and I figure he stopped for a rest elsewhere so I
continue on alone. I stop at some rest stops along the
Interstate, as has been our practice during the trip,
but he does not catch up. I quit with that as I still
have 450 miles to cover.
Approaching Ritzville, WA I see a bike and sidecar up
ahead and fall in behind. A woman is driving it and
there are two helmets bobbing in the sidecar. She pulls
into the gas station and out jump two kids in leathers
and helmets. No mini-van for this gal!
It is cold going through Snoqualmie Pass but warms a
tad on the down side approach to North Bend. I'm too
late for the Starbucks in North Bend so gut it out till
I get home. I pull in about 2200 hours. Laurie makes me
some coffee and directs me to a shower - says I need it
badly.
10, 857 miles completed in 15 days of riding. Average:
723 miles per day.
Observations:
Bike:
The Honda ST1100 is a good tool for this kind of
riding. It cruises at 80mph with ease and has lots of
power for passing people. I usually got 50 mpg or
better except when pressing 75 mph into a 40 mph
headwind. The bike does not handle crosswinds well and
those I know who say it does must be awesome riders or
overly dedicated to their machine. The suspension is
good overall but needs some attention for the kind of
riding that the LA environment contains. The saddle is
Ok, but I will put a custom job on it before the next
long trip.
Clothing:
I elected to wear leather pants that have built in
armor in the knees, hips and thighs. They work well. I
like the secure feel of them on the bike. The Aeroflow
by BMW is a superb hot weather jacket as it keeps one
cool if appropriately hydrated. I didn't use it much on
this trip however. I took some Frogg Toggs for rain
gear and they work well. I never got wet however
stopping to put them on or take them off got to be a
pain. They are fairly durable but do show wear marks
where wind buffeting caused them to rub against my
riding gear. I'll use my Aerostich next time. It is
better long distance gear.
Camping:
Bike camping is economical and fun and does not add a
lot of time to departure activity in the morning. I'll
plan on doing more of it next trip and retired military
guys should look into the military Fam-Camp system.
KOA's tend to be noisy and seem to attract terrorists
with intestinal problems or people with a sick sense of
humor.
Riding
Buddies: I like to
ride solo usually but Al and I do well together. He
rides his ride and I ride mine with no complaints about
not riding together. I would hate to ride with a guy
who was glued to me or who depended on me to do the
navigating. He does neither and he has stamina - most
important.
I would not like to ride in a large group. We watched a
couple of ride captains try to get everybody together
at the same time to get on with their journey. In
Virginia we saw the aftermath of a group ride calamity:
Harleys all over the freeway. I guess one went down for
some reason and the formation got caught up in it.
Traffic backed up for miles. Not for me.
We planned every detail except how to contact each
other when out of radio range. We would stop at a rest
area to wait for the other but had no way of knowing if
the other guy was ahead or behind. We plan on some form
of Hobo sign to leave on future trips so if it is there
the rider knows his buddy is ahead and waiting for him
at the next rest area.
GPS.
The Garmin V is excellent with its auto-routing
feature. It got lost in North Dakota when the internal
map didn't know US 2 had been altered. It recalculated
several times and then declared I was lost. Kind of
funny. It finally recognized where the internal map and
my location coincided to conclude I was no longer lost.
Sometimes it would direct us to an Interstate overpass
thinking that would lead to an on-ramp. Mostly though
it saved my bacon by automatically recalculating a
route when I missed a turn in traffic. It is
waterproof.
Radar
Detector: The
Escort 8500 detects LEO radar a long way off.
. The audio works well with my AUTOCOM
system. It isn't waterproof and drowns easily though. I
tried a few things to minimize it getting wet. None
worked very well so I have to find a solution.
FRS
radios: They are
vulnerable to rain despite what the manufacturer's say
and the quality of communication is poor after a half a
mile of separation. CB would be better and there is
value in chatting with truckers. They can warn you of
deer or tire alligators or a bad bit of road.
Tires:
I decided on a fresh set of Bridgestone Excedra's. They
have a few thousand miles left on them and I decided
they did well for this trip mileage wise. They handled
the wet freeway through Houston quite well. I'm tempted
to try ME880s next - I hear they are good.
Stuff:
I took too much stuff like clothing I didn't wear and
not enough underwear. Air Pump: I procured a
12V-powered air pump in Wal-Mart. We used it a few
times to keep tire pressure at optimum levels. A "good
thing" as Martha would say.
Tank
Bag: Marsee Tank
Bags leak badly. Need a rain cover.